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Funny Inspirational Quotes

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A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. – Unknown

 

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

 

Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is! – Jeffrey Gitomer

 

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. – Josh Billings

 

day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

 

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

 

Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. – Napoleon Hill

 

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. – Will Rogers

 

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote

 

Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?! – Naruto Uzumaki

 

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. – Ellen Degeneres

 

Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. – Unknown

 

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein

 

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. – Richard Bach

 

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

 

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. – Benjamin Franklin

 

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

 

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

 

I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. – Cassandra Duffy

 

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. – Louis C.K.

 

If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – Unknown

 

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa
If you fall, I’ll always be there. – The Floor

 

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. – Tom Hirshfield

 

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin

 

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond

 

If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. – Donald Trump

 

Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye

 

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire

 

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer

 

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. – Unknown

 

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry

 

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. – Isaac Asimov

 

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain

 

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler

 

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Eddison

 

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

 

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne

 

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. – Roger Staubach

 

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. – Bill Watterson

 

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell. – Bill Copeland

 

Well-behaved women seldom make history. – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

 

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris

 

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite

 

Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. – Martina Navratilova

 

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London

 

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